President Obama, yelling at Presidential Candidates after they do nothing to stop the booing of gay soldiers.
Yes. Tell ‘em, Obama.
(Source: gerardthehomosexual, via kickdrumheartxo)
You want a job, a vacation, heath insurance, validation, a back rub, a scalp massage at the place where you get your haircut, people who are jealous of you, an ex who won’t stop texting you when they’re drunk, Twitter followers, happiness maybe sorta, someone to buy you lunch at a fancy restaurant, a mentor who can tell you what the hell to do with your life, a reliable internet connection, a reliable human connection, a gift card to the grocery store, dinner parties with friends where everyone will pretend to have their crap together for just one night, a nice flirty text message to wake up to every morning for the rest of your life, for everyone to like you even if you don’t like anyone, and one of those nights that doesn’t end till 9 AM and reminds you what it feels like to be young and alive.
— Ryan O’Connell, What 20-Somethings Want on Thought Catalog (via nikad)
(Source: thoughtcatalog, via blackwaterchild)
One of the greatest Reddit threads I've ever read: "Tell me your 'glitch in the Matrix' stories." →
Nix that, one of the best things ON THE INTERNET ever. 99% of these folks just had whoops-I-forgot experiences, but hey! Crazy good reading!
my glitch in the matrix: i just lost half my friday night reading these stories. I LOVE THIS STUFF.
this is better than anything i would have found on netflix. every fucking story is like, the weirdest shit in the world. things that can only be explained by time travel, lying children, or Men in Black. but this one is my favorite so far:
holy shit this is amazing
(Source: spytap)
Our currently nameless African Mantis.
Help my sister name her new pet!
preston
