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i'm lauren. i don't eat meat, i do drink beer, i live in LA but i'll always miss the east coast, and the phrase "this is why we don't have nice things" directly applies to me.

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My new years was one for the books, and not in that “you have no idea what happened last night hangover-esque” way but in the way where you end up at a valley party with costco amounts of booze, hipsters, about 10 RHOBH looking ladies who drank way too much, a bodyguard (of whom im not sure), a british fellow who is stalking a girl and when she ignores him he calls her an asshole (more than once!), a party photographer who idolizes sammy hagar, a girl who i saw fall at least 3 times directly to her face and who i find out later lives in her car, over privleged underagers who crash the party, one of the under aged kids got so drunk and his friends kept yelling at him “STAY OUT OF THE PICTURE KEVIN!!!” I end up sitting on a couch drunk/sober while jersey shore plays on mute on a big screen tv with some lady playing music on a macbook who thinks im watching her so every time she picks a song she tries to get me to give her a thumbs up or thumbs down and when i dont do anything resumes dancing like shes at a sade concert. so that was my night and now because i feel like i’ve missed something i am watching jersey shore for the first time with the sound on. sup 2012?

My new years was one for the books, and not in that “you have no idea what happened last night hangover-esque” way but in the way where you end up at a valley party with costco amounts of booze, hipsters, about 10 RHOBH looking ladies who drank way too much, a bodyguard (of whom im not sure), a british fellow who is stalking a girl and when she ignores him he calls her an asshole (more than once!), a party photographer who idolizes sammy hagar, a girl who i saw fall at least 3 times directly to her face and who i find out later lives in her car, over privleged underagers who crash the party, one of the under aged kids got so drunk and his friends kept yelling at him “STAY OUT OF THE PICTURE KEVIN!!!” I end up sitting on a couch drunk/sober while jersey shore plays on mute on a big screen tv with some lady playing music on a macbook who thinks im watching her so every time she picks a song she tries to get me to give her a thumbs up or thumbs down and when i dont do anything resumes dancing like shes at a sade concert. so that was my night and now because i feel like i’ve missed something i am watching jersey shore for the first time with the sound on. sup 2012?

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Notes:

  1. captain-eats said: Hey you’re alive! Happy New Year
  2. laurenok posted this

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