this ship was made to sink.

i'm lauren. i don't eat meat, i do drink beer, i live in LA but i'll always miss the east coast, and the phrase "this is why we don't have nice things" directly applies to me.

One of the greatest Reddit threads I've ever read: "Tell me your 'glitch in the Matrix' stories." →

worstfuckingideas:

reallykatie:

journalofajournalist:

Nix that, one of the best things ON THE INTERNET ever. 99% of these folks just had whoops-I-forgot experiences, but hey! Crazy good reading!

my glitch in the matrix: i just lost half my friday night reading these stories. I LOVE THIS STUFF.

this is better than anything i would have found on netflix.  every fucking story is like, the weirdest shit in the world.  things that can only be explained by time travel, lying children, or Men in Black.  but this one is my favorite so far:

holy shit this is amazing

(Source: spytap)

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  1. shunpike reblogged this from quantumstarlight and added:
    Whoa, man. this stuff, agh.
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  6. margeeka reblogged this from brbreallykatie and added:
    Went to TooJay’s for breakfast this morning (probably around 9:30ish) and was perusing Tumblr on my phone while Adam got...
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  8. iamdawt said: Sucked me in…time is gone…help! I can’t stop reading it!
  9. quantumstarlight reblogged this from viewparadise and added:
    Reblogging so I remember to read this later.
  10. transmissionsfromhotels reblogged this from suitep and added:
    I was reading this till 2 last night! Really creepy :D
  11. adamgrundy reblogged this from brbreallykatie and added:
    I spent most of last night/this morning reading all this stuff. So many strange occurrences have been happening over the...
  12. pareidolalia reblogged this from ttssgg and added:
    So I usually avoid Reddit at all costs, but this thread is great. Even better than the reliably hilarious and unsettling...
  13. impudentstrumpet reblogged this from hufflepug-inactive-account and added:
    I don’t believe in this kind of shit, and I honestly think my story has a scientific explanation. BUT it’s kind of half...
  14. oscarwildething reblogged this from kittykittybangbang and added:
    I cannot stop reading this thread. I came back just to reblog and tell all of you to read it. Right now. And then I wish...
  15. thebone-yard reblogged this from kittykittybangbang and added:
    I cannot stop reading this thread. I came back just to reblog and tell all of you to read it. Right now. And then I wish...
  16. redqueenxlt reblogged this from whineandbeer and added:
    THAT WAS FUN! I read for an hour…. do dee do do, do DEE do do…..
  17. quietduna reblogged this from suitep and added:
    I’m sure many of them are lies or just exaggerations but anyway it’s an addictive thread!